Kitchen Job In Ricky’s World

by Crane-Station for Frog Gravy
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Sunset, jail art: magazine ink, colored pencil, ink. cranestation on flickr.

Author’s note: Frog Gravy is a nonfiction incarceration account in Kentucky jails and in prison in 2008 and 2009.

The name Ricky is real. Others have been changed.

Frog Gravy contains graphic language.

Ricky’s World, Fulton County Detention Center, Hickman, KY, August, 2008.

Tonight I dress strategically for my job in the kitchen. I have arthritis. This privately owned jail charges one dollar per tablet for canteen Advil. So I put on a sports bra. A sports bra will accommodate packets of sweetener that I plan to smuggle from the kitchen. This will right a tiny wrong, at least in my mind.

So, I have the right clothes on.

Penny, Jesse, Linda and I head to the kitchen for work. We are the jail’s designated prep crew, evening shift. We cut vegetables, fill butter and jelly cups and make KoolAid.

Turns out I am really, really good with knives. I cut vegetables like a manic Cuisinart. This makes Penny crazy. She absolutely hates, and I mean she cannot stand that I am really, really good at cutting. And I’m fast. And so, Penny spends a good deal of the evening trying to slow me down.

It goes like this:

We get to the kitchen and I check out two knives, both pieces of shit but, between the two I usually get the job done. I grab a cutting board and say to the others, “I use two knives. You guys need to check out your own knives.”

Two more knives are checked out. (Not enough for my vegetable-cutting World Cup, I might add.)

“I’m cutting,” I say.

Linda peels off from the pack to make fifty gallons of KoolAid.

Penny with the first shot across the bow: “I’m going to have you rinse all the cucumbers, and I’ll get started cutting.” Like she runs the place.

She wants a head start.

But that does nothing to my work product, so then she predictably wants one of my knives. I have prepared for this. I give up my piece of crap yellow-handle filet knife, and keep the Farberware semi-serated, plastic handle, butcher-knife sized, made-in-China yard sale knife. Penny wants this also, but I refuse to give it up.

Then Jesse wants my knife, to cut butter, of all things, a job I could have completed from start to finish with time to spare, in less than ten minutes. I refuse. She wants my cutting board. I give it to her. Penny gives Jesse the knife that I just gave Penny, the filet knife with the yellow handle. Penny gives me a piece of crap slab of wood cutting board that inmates have used for so long that there is a trench the middle, so the board looks like a boat.

I turn the board over.

My productivity is yet unhindered even though my handicap includes an instrument that somehow passes for a knife, although I doubt it would kill anyone (I’ve pondered it); to cut butter you have to run the knife under hot water first.

Penny goes nuts. She says, “You can’t use the back of the board!”

“Why not?”

“It’s…It’s…got…mold.”

There is no mold on this board. I say, “Where?”

“Right there!” She points to wood.

“On the back side?”

“Yeah, you can’t do that!”

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Penny by now, without knife and board, is not cutting. Actually she is eating. And annoying me.

I turn the board back over.

Penny is a nut farmer, of course, but I say nothing because it’s not worth it. This is not, as they say, the mountain I want to die on. Besides, my productivity remains unhindered.

After cutting something like a billion cucumbers and a whole bunch of okra, I have a good case of arthritis in my shoulder and wrist. My hand will be swollen.

The guard comes in and takes her share of vegetables for home and remarks that she should bring her entire garden in for us (me) to process. The guard is sincere, and this is meant to be a compliment, and that is how I take it.

We are supposed to make sixty-three cents a day for labor, full time (about twenty dollars per month). I have worked like an animal since May, and saw my precious twenty dollar check for the first time, in August.

I return to the cell, to the hate. I make a note to get new earplugs because the old ones have worn out.

There is much excitement in one corner of the cell, screams, yelps. A mob of inmates have found a spider and they are torturing it. Tearing off its legs, spraying it with bleach, beating it. There was a time in my life when I questioned the presence or absence of evil, but I no longer do.

I say a prayer for the spider.

Author’s end note: I saw a lot of these sorts of incidents. They broke my heart.

8 Responses to Kitchen Job In Ricky’s World

  1. crazy1946 says:

    Mz. Crane-Station, Your words were great to read (as usual) and it still amazes me that you were able to write so well under such horrible and inhuman conditions. As far as the spider is concerned, too bad it’s really, really big cousin could not have paid a visit to those who murdered it… Y’all stay warm and dry, these storms seem to be hitting more frequently this year, and I’m hoping that my Propane holds out for the next 26 days or it will be an awfully cold holiday, and I don’t look forward to eating raw chicken, so perhaps I need to pray to the weather gods for better (warmer) weather to get me past the first of the year… It has been said that being poor is not so bad, it’s just awfully inconvenient at times… 🙂

    • As Lord Peter Wimsey said,

      Money isn’t everything. It’s just so damned inconvenient to be without it.

      • crazy1946 says:

        I manage to survive using the philosophy that things could always be worse…. Of course about the time I think things are looking up, the sky falls….. Many people don’t realize just how being poor affects a person physically and mentally… I keep my rock pretty cool during the winter (temp set at 52 deg right now) but my heating expenses keep going up because every time we get a raise in our SS, the price of Propane goes up, the price of my auto insurance goes up, the price of food goes up and on and on, but the fools in congress cry because we receive too much money… They don’t care that we are going backward on financial security… But do the math some time, if you had put as much money per week into an interest bearing annuity for as long as you worked (from age 20 to 65) you would be receiving much more money and for a longer time than most survive on SS… OK, I won’t go there about the fools in congress….

    • Thank you so much, crazy1946, your words mean more than you know, just now!

      • crazy1946 says:

        Mz. Crane-Station, if you read the e-mail that I sent you guys when you were sick, you have a pretty good idea of my situation. My heart goes out to you guys and the plight you are in… I keep thinking that things will improve and all will work out for the best, I refuse to lose hope… Stay warm and dry…

        • Somehow it brings to mind, my mother used to say, “This too shall pass…” You know, but sometimes it just seems, I don’t know, too much. You and your words are a true inspiration, thank you again.

  2. Beautifully written, Crane. Your posts never fail to touch me.

    How interesting that inmates could be so cruel to a creature. You’d think they’d reflect upon the spider’s plight of being incarcerated with them. 3D thinking.

    • Thank you, two sides. I saw it the same way. We never, ever saw anything but the insides of cement walls, so along comes a spider, a beautiful spider that never hurt anything at all, and rather than marvel at the beauty, these inmates torture it to death.

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